Did anyone else know that the Mark from S32 was in this shape now? I was shocked!AlwaysMooning

AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Did anyone else know that the Mark from S32 was in this shape now? I was shocked!

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Kyle’s white sister has crabs 🦀 (confirmed on Instantgram)

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

What are your guys thoughts on Cock ring?

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Joe LIED about his profession! He is a HUNTER. WTF 🤬

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Step aside Q-Skirt! Tony-Pants have arrived!

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Everyone is too nice and they are all NERDY DORK LOSERS I WANNA SHOVE IN A LOCKER 😤

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Is Russel hot? (S19,20)

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Season 32: Did Michelle cheat on Wendell in Final Immunity Challenge???

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

When Bitcoin hits $1 Million, I will get a Bitcoin tattoo on my ass

Bitcoin is the currency of the Internet: a distributed, worldwide, decentralized digital money. Unlike traditional currencies such as dollars, bitcoins are issued and managed without any central authority whatsoever: there is no government, company, or bank in charge of Bitcoin. As such, it is more resistant to wild inflation and corrupt banks. With Bitcoin, you can be your own bank.

AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

They call him Handy Andy

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

I sold a small portion of my bitcoin to buy my dream watch

Bitcoin is the currency of the Internet: a distributed, worldwide, decentralized digital money. Unlike traditional currencies such as dollars, bitcoins are issued and managed without any central authority whatsoever: there is no government, company, or bank in charge of Bitcoin. As such, it is more resistant to wild inflation and corrupt banks. With Bitcoin, you can be your own bank.

AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Predict a stock that will 10x in 2025

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

Which player from Survivor 99: Worlds At War should be on Survivor 50???

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AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

This…dog…on my daughter’s water bottle.

Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.

AlwaysMooning

1 min ago

On decision day I hope Steve says YES

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